Tag: POTUS

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features
Problem/Symptomatology: 157 Year Old Political Party, presents with worsening symptoms of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features. Patient (Pt) recently went through period of elevated mood  (Mania), during which delusions of grandeur were prevalent (e.g. widespread megalomania,  God had chosen Michele Bachmann to run for President ). During such Manic Episodes , Patient has been known to... Read more »

Hurricane, Earthquake are Warnings From God, Says Crazy Person who Happens to be Running for POTUS

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He (God) said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’  That comment did not come from a hyper-religious schizophrenic on an inpatient psychiatric floor. It did not even come from some... Read more »

Fox Nation's Interesting (Racist) Take On President's Birthday Party

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The Debt Ceiling (Hostage) Crisis is Over- What we Learned

On Sunday morning, it was announced that the White House and Congressional leaders had reached an agreement to raise the “Debt Ceiling”-or in other words,to increase the borrowing authority of the Country. Some details of the deal according to the White House: The president will be authorized to increase the debt limit by at least... Read more »

Start Getting Informed- President to Speak at 8 PM Central

At 8 PM Central, the President will address the Nation regarding the Republican created debt ceiling crisis, which to use an overused cliché, has reached the second half of the 11th hour. U.S. and World Markets have one foot off the cliff, and sadly one on a GOP placed banana peel. In other words, immediate... Read more »

Michele Bachmann vs a Town Drunk: A Comparison

So being that Michele Bachmann is the latest drug of choice for far right wingers, I thought hey-why not illuminate the differences between her positions, and those of the President. Then I thought, no, that’s been done, and besides, it’s no surprise to anybody that Michele Bachmann and President Obama have about as much in... Read more »
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Guess What I Am

Hypocrisy bothers me, selectively applied “principles”  and incongruent positions offend my sensibilities. I don’t subscribe to the adage “Do as I say, not as I do”. I don’t equate universal health care with Adolf Hitler or the Nazi party; I want to recognize the connection,  I really do, but as of now it eludes me.... Read more »

A Resolution : Never Discuss Sarah Palin Again

A Resolution : Never Discuss Sarah Palin Again
Egregious acts of stupidity, while often being as entertaining as they are offensive, do not constitute news. People who have an insatiable need for attention, say your prototypical narcissist, should ideally not be indulged. I generally do not discuss the self-absorbed, the talentless , the vapid-in other words if someone says “Did you see that Snooki crashed her car... Read more »

Coming to a Comedy Club Near You: The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates

Coming to a Comedy Club Near You: The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates
By now, it should be no surprise to the ten or so people who regularly visit this blog,  that my political allegiances lie a tad to the left. Whatever you want to call it, Democrat, Progressive…or…*bad word alert*..Liberal, I unapologetically embrace any and all of the labels. That said, I am humbly aware that a relatively small... Read more »
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Lies Where Credit is Due: How the Right Responds to the Accomplishments of President Obama

Lies Where Credit is Due: How the Right Responds to the Accomplishments of President Obama
It has been nine days since President Obama fulfilled the nearly decade old “dead or alive” promise which George W. Bush made regarding Osama Bin Laden. What have we learned in those nine days? What we already knew-no matter his historic accomplishment, no matter the public good, regardless of National interest and in spite of public... Read more »
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