Tag: Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann: ‘I am not here to be anybody’s judge’

CNN host Piers Morgan had a heated exchange with guest Michele Bachmann this week, with the former  Presidential candidate calling Morgan “rude” for suggesting that she was judgmental. During the interview, Morgan replayed a clip of his interview with former actor and current lunatic/bigot, Kirk Cameron, who called same-sex marriage “unnatural” and “ultimately destructive.” “Do... Read more »

Treating Donald Trump like a person who matters should disqualify one from consideration for President

Treating Donald Trump like a person who matters should disqualify one from consideration for President
If there is one thing that the 2012 Republican Presidential Primary has taught us, it is that there is little one can do to disqualify themselves from consideration, save for being somewhat informed/reality based (see Jon Huntsman). You can have absolutely no idea about absolutely anything… (e.g. Foreign Policy Matters….or how to form a sentence)... Read more »

Some things Jon Huntsman can do to get back in the GOP race (PICTURE)

  He can also state repeatedly-“I am not Mitt Romney…I am not Mitt Romney”. Be Good Friends, @koolking83  
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Republican Candidates Discuss NBA Lockout at Debate

Michele Bachmann “I don’t know much about basketball, except that I remember Marcus being upset when they changed the uniforms in the early 90’s…something about shorts. That said, I don’t think the Federal Government , and the taxpayers, should be paying for a Meditator to help with this situation.” Herman Cain “9 Teams, 9 Games,... Read more »

Five Reasons Occupy Wall Street is "better" than the Tea Party

Less Red Squiggly Lines w/Occupy Wall Street.

Look, if you want to display a  misguided, fear driven message on a sign, that’s your First Amendment Right, (And we love the Consitution.. Constitution/Bill of Rights!)  but can you at least express your ignorance using proper spelling?  We understand you hate "socilism", we know you want the "Goverment" to stay away from your Medicare (which they provide), but adherence to proper spelling should not be considered an elitist act reserved for latte drinking freedom hating liberals. Red Squiggly lines are not the enemy, nor are they a product of Big Brother. Listen to them my Tea Party friends.

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features
Problem/Symptomatology: 157 Year Old Political Party, presents with worsening symptoms of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features. Patient (Pt) recently went through period of elevated mood  (Mania), during which delusions of grandeur were prevalent (e.g. widespread megalomania,  God had chosen Michele Bachmann to run for President ). During such Manic Episodes , Patient has been known to... Read more »
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Tea Party Crowd Cheers Letting Uninsured Person Die

On last night’s episode of “America’s Next Top Demagogue”, moderator Wolf Blitzer asked the field of contestants…or candidates the following question: What do you tell a guy who is sick, goes into a coma and doesn’t have health insurance? Who pays for his coverage? “Are you saying society should just let him die?”   I... Read more »

Hurricane, Earthquake are Warnings From God, Says Crazy Person who Happens to be Running for POTUS

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He (God) said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’  That comment did not come from a hyper-religious schizophrenic on an inpatient psychiatric floor. It did not even come from some... Read more »

Obama's Tanning Tax Goes Against God's Will

Much to the chagrin of John Boehner, Snooki, and millions of other “fake bakers” nationwide, President Obama’s 2010 Health Care Bill, imposed a “draconian” tax of 10% on all indoor tanning. Now the President, who by the way was born ( in the United states) with the “luxury” of dark skin, knew this was going... Read more »
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The Debt Ceiling (Hostage) Crisis is Over- What we Learned

On Sunday morning, it was announced that the White House and Congressional leaders had reached an agreement to raise the “Debt Ceiling”-or in other words,to increase the borrowing authority of the Country. Some details of the deal according to the White House: The president will be authorized to increase the debt limit by at least... Read more »
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