Tag: LeBron James

An open letter to Derrick Rose's Groin

  Dear This Thing, So look, I’m not what one would call a “Doctor”….or a “somewhat knowledgeable person when it comes to sports medicine, anatomy or physiology” , but…can you Mr. Groin, get your shit together…STAT? (That’s a “white coat” term for ASAP) I just can’t take this anymore. Sure, record wise the Bulls have... Read more »

Derrick Rose "Put On for my City" Highlight Video

  Compliments myself and Windows Movie Maker-hence why it’s a bit on the crude side. Be Good Friends, @koolking83

Hey LeBron-this is what MVPs do with the game on the line (VIDEO/PICTURE)

Hey LeBron-this is what MVPs do with the game on the line (VIDEO/PICTURE)
  Picture compliments of @Buffydube Video- Digital UniverseTV Be Good Friends, @koolking83  

Things LeBron James does that Derrick Rose would never do

 Well, he clearly wouldn’t dance at All-Star Games… Or on the bench during a game… Or during pre-game warm-ups Or do whatever the hell this is… He wouldn’t wear sunglasses indoors.. Or these glasses anywhere… Or this shirt… Or this one (“ROSE MVP”?-I don’t think so)….while wearing sunglasses indoors Or this scarf… He wouldn’t do... Read more »

Hey LeBron- at 40, this is what Michael Jordan did with the All-Star game on the line (VIDEO)

(turn to 36 seconds for MJ’s Shot) At last night’s NBA All-Star Game in Orlando, LeBron James had the type of jaw-dropping yet asterisk needing performance for which his career has become known. With the East down by double digits in the 4th quarter, James-who finished with 36 points (6-8 3pt) 7 assists and 6 rebounds,... Read more »

Bryant Gumbel/Inappropriate Metaphor Users-Something to Consider (PICTURES)

On the most recent edition of HBO’s “Real Sports,” host Bryant Gumbel discussed the ongoing NBA lockout, and in the process,  likened Commisioner David Stern to  a modern day plantation owner. “Stern’s version of what has been going on behind closed doors has of course been disputed, but his efforts were typical of a commissioner... Read more »

Celtics Guard Delonte West Seeks Employment/Orange Apron at Home Depot

 The  NBA Lockout, a broken down car, and a number of  pending legal issues, has apparently driven Delonte West to seek employment at ….the Home Depot. (Guess you knew that from the title…no need for the “….”) Anyway, Delonte, who suffers from Bipolar Disorder, has been recently broadcasting his struggles through twitter: Broke down in the ATM line.. 25 cars behind... Read more »

A Few NBA 2K12 Covers Which Would Have Been Better

You know, the NBA 2K12 trio of covers featuring Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Bird are pretty cool-but how about these crudely created covers (Thank you Microsoft Paint): To me this is the highlight of Carlos Boozer’s season-the phantom high five   The Good thing here is that if the “Madden Curse” applies to... Read more »

Peoria Chiefs Promotion: LeBron James Replica Ring Giveaway

Peoria Chiefs Promotion: LeBron James Replica Ring Giveaway
Let the LeBron bashing continue.  The Class A minor league affiliate for the Chicago Cubs, the Peoria Chiefs, have announced their most recent promotion:  LeBron James 2011 NBA Championship Replica Ring Giveaway.  This upcoming Thursday, June 16th the Peoria Chiefs will be handing out “non-existent” NBA championship rings to all fans prior to the 7:00... Read more »

A Letter to LeBron James

A Letter to LeBron James
Let me first apologize for this being a little late; see my miserable, monotonous  life demands I work for nine hours a day, you know, the type of life that forces one to regularly seek refuge in  diversionary outlets-say sports for example. Yep, admittedly, you could say my life is not quite befitting of a King. ... Read more »
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