Tag: Derrick Rose

The Chicago Cubs are Ketchup, and other Reasons I'm a White Sox Fan

The Chicago Cubs are Ketchup, and other Reasons I'm a White Sox Fan
In anticipation of this weekend’s second leg of the biannual “Crosstown  BP South Side vs. North Side Bad vs. Worse…Cup…Classic”, I thought hey, why not  identify my reasons for being a Sox fan, by lazily resorting to illogical metaphors, loose associations, and shameless stereotypes?  Yep, no way this has been done before.  I’m a Sox... Read more »

Closing Thoughts on the Bulls: Moving Forward

Painful. Heartbreaking. Tear-jerking. It wasn’t supposed to end this way. Derrick Rose looking every bit the untested age of 22. Tom Thibodeau acting every bit the dogmatic to a fault rookie head coach. Clichés-(like this one) come into existence for a reason, they are widely applicable. An appropriate cliché for this Bulls team-“If it’s too... Read more »

A Short Letter to God about the Bulls

A Short Letter to God about the Bulls
Hey God-Steve here. It’s been a while since I’ve solicited your services; I generally try to respect your busy schedule and plate full of responsibilities. This however is an emergency. I understand the world is chock full of pressing issues and concerns-extremism of various sorts-(you’re probably quite familiar with the religious variety),  famine, violence, climate change,... Read more »
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Coming Soon: The Future 1st Round Draft Pick from the Charlotte Bobcats

Coming Soon: The Future 1st Round Draft Pick from the Charlotte Bobcats
The Chicago Bulls traded Tyrus Thomas to the Charlotte Bobcats for Flip Murray, Acie Law and a protected, future first-round draft choice. We all remember the trade deadline of 2010, which saw the Chicago Bulls dump salaries in preparation for the free agency blitz that would occur the following summer. In addition to shedding salary,... Read more »

Why We Hate the Miami Heat

Why We Hate the Miami Heat
“…I’m going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat. …”   And with that statement by LeBron James, the national contempt for the Miami Heat was born. From that moment on, anything and everything associated with the Miami Heat, elicited a level of vitriol typically reserved for violent criminals and... Read more »

Derrick Rose vs LeBron James: A Quick Comparison

Derrick Rose vs LeBron James: A Quick Comparison
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Regular Season vs. Playoffs: A Statistical Analysis of the Chicago Bulls

Regular Season vs. Playoffs: A Statistical Analysis of the Chicago Bulls
Regular Season vs. 10 Playoff Games Offense Through 10 playoff games, the Chicago Bulls have shot 3.39% worse than during their 82 regular season games.  They have been able to make up for some of the loss of scoring (down 3.52 points per game from 98.62 to 95.1 PPG) by getting to the free throw... Read more »

Who the Navy Seal 6 Team Should Get Next

Who the Navy Seal 6 Team Should Get Next
Look, I’m not attempting to equate any of the following people with Osama Bin Laden, nor am I suggesting they be shot as they attempt to sleep with their spouse; I simply feel they should be stopped.  And who better to employ than the  Navy Seal 6 Team, who has proven more than capable of... Read more »

Tom Thibodeau - NBA Coach of the Year

Tom Thibodeau - NBA Coach of the Year
2011 NBA Coach of the Year Multiple sources have reported that Tom Thibodeau has won the 2011 NBA Coach of the Year award.  The first year coach led the Chicago Bulls to a 62-20 record, the #1 seed overall in the NBA.  The Bulls are set to open the second round of the NBA Playoffs... Read more »
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Bulls-Hawks in the Semis- A Prophetic Picture

Bulls-Hawks in the Semis- A Prophetic Picture
The last time the Bulls played the Hawks was on March 22 in Atlanta, a game they won by a “comfortable margin”, 114-81. Per the usual story line, Derrick led the way with 30 points and 10 assists, and he and his fellow starters sat out the entire 4th quarter. That game saw the Bulls... Read more »
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