Tag: 2012 republican primary

Who Will Be the GOP’s White Knight? (Christie? Palin? Tebow? An Electric Chair?)

Who Will Be the GOP’s White Knight? (Christie? Palin? Tebow? An Electric Chair?)
With Republicans still struggling to willfully unite (I’m tired of the word coalesce) behind one candidate, the whispering for a late entry “White Knight” candidate has intensified in recent weeks, and is certain to grow even louder if Mitt ‘If I lose, maybe I’ll give Celebrity Apprentice a try’ Romney, loses to Rick Santorum in... Read more »

"Back in my days women used Bayer Aspirin for contraception" (VIDEO)

Well known businessman and born-again Christian Foster Friess, a top donor to a Rick Santorum-aligned super PAC, defended his candidate’s uber right, uber crazy social positions during an interview with Andrea Mitchell on Thursday, and in the process, made a comment which has many-including women, men, the sane, the tolerant, and those able to hear/read... Read more »

GOP Debate Crowd keeps it classy on MLK Day, and by classy I mean predictably hateful

Yesterday, in yet another in a long line of debates in which the non-participatory President emerged the clear victor, it was equally clear who, or what was the ‘biggest loser’: the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr. On the day in which the values espoused by King-love, compassion, peace, tolerance, should be uniformly echoed and... Read more »
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Mitt Romney-uniformly disliked, poorly disguised phony-wins NH Primary

Mitt Romney-uniformly disliked, poorly disguised phony-wins NH Primary
As expected, Mitt Romney, fresh off last week’s 8 vote win in the Iowa Caucus, won the New Hampshire Primary on Tuesday,  becoming the first Republican to sweep the first two primary contests in a competitive race since 1976, further cementing himself as the likely Republican Presidential Nominee. So, needless to say, it’s been a good week... Read more »

It's too bad Rick Perry's mom didn't have an abortion

It's too bad Rick Perry's mom didn't have an abortion
Former racist rock owner, current Republican presidential candidate, and the forever intellectually inept Rick Perry, has completed a “Transformation” with regards to his position on abortion, and now opposes the procedure even in the case of rape, incest or when the woman’s life would be at risk. In response, I’d just like to say :... Read more »

Herman Cain finally succumbs to well orchestrated liberal smear campaign

Finally succumbing to a widespread, unprecedentedly well orchestrated, logic defying, conspiratorial smear campaign, Herman Cain announced on Saturday that he is “suspending” his Presidential Campaign. “As of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign,” Cain said at what was supposed to be new campaign headquarters in his... Read more »
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Some things Jon Huntsman can do to get back in the GOP race (PICTURE)

  He can also state repeatedly-“I am not Mitt Romney…I am not Mitt Romney”. Be Good Friends, @koolking83  

I don't know you, but you could have answered this question better than Herman Cain (VIDEO)

Another one of those “gotcha questions”. Be Good Friends, @koolking83

Republican Candidates Discuss NBA Lockout at Debate

Michele Bachmann “I don’t know much about basketball, except that I remember Marcus being upset when they changed the uniforms in the early 90’s…something about shorts. That said, I don’t think the Federal Government , and the taxpayers, should be paying for a Meditator to help with this situation.” Herman Cain “9 Teams, 9 Games,... Read more »
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The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features
Problem/Symptomatology: 157 Year Old Political Party, presents with worsening symptoms of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features. Patient (Pt) recently went through period of elevated mood  (Mania), during which delusions of grandeur were prevalent (e.g. widespread megalomania,  God had chosen Michele Bachmann to run for President ). During such Manic Episodes , Patient has been known to... Read more »
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