Category: Sox

An open letter to Ozzie Guillen: Shut up, nobody cares

So, we hear you’re upset…something has yet again offended your oh-so delicate sensibilities? And that’s why you sent these tweets on Friday- • “When i get to chitown lets make one thing clear what happen last day whit the sox stay tune” • “Iam out the country now but i never quit in anything yes be ready when... Read more »

Guillen Out as Manager, Should Look in Mirror on his Way Out

After eight years, two division titles, one World Series title, and a seemingly endless amount of drama, Ozzie Guillen is finished as manager of the White Sox. Sources say Guillen will be traded to the Florida Marlins for two minor leaguers. Although the writing has long been on the wall, it is nevertheless a sad... Read more »

The Sox are Embarrassing ...oh and get your SoxFest2012 Tickets Today!

49-15 Following last night’s 14-4 nail biter, the Tigers have now outscored the “All In-but walked away from the table after the flop” White Sox, 49-15 in their last 4 meetings. (32-6 in the past two games). The latest “well at least Brent Morel hit a HR” game, dropped the Sox to a season high... Read more »

Well Chicago baseball fan, let's look on the bright side...(e.g. You're not dead)

Whether you’re a Sox or Cubs fan, this baseball season has been nothing short of insufferable. But hey if you’re reading this, you at least own or have access to a computer….with internet access no less! My guess is that if you have that luxury, you probably have running water too. Imagine having to endure... Read more »

How historically bad has Adam Dunn been?

How historically bad has Adam Dunn been?
Adam Dunn has been the focus of scrutiny from White Sox fans this past season for his incredible lack of production.  While watching Dunn miss an outside curveball this past weekend by nearly a foot, a thought came across my mind.   I know Adam Dunn has been bad, but just how bad has he been?  ... Read more »

Brent Morel Kinda Looks Like Don Flamenco...or maybe he doesn't..IDK

So as I was (masochistically?) submitting myself to the agonizing torture that was yesterday’s White Sox game, I came to an intriguing realization: Brent Morel resembles Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson’s Punchout.       In case you didn’t know-that’s 21st century Don Flamenco. Maybe my descent into maddness, fueled by runners left in scoring... Read more »

Stephen Colbert Rips Adam Dunn in Hilarious Fashion

Stephen Colbert even sideswipes the cubs in this hilarious 4 minute segment.  At least football is back, Chicago baseball fans.

Ozzie Guillen Loses it...Again

So, following Wednesday’s nauseating 2-1 loss to the Royals-and more specifically – to the “I’ve played for 10 teams in 13 years” Bruce Chen, Ozzie Guillen reacted the way….well the way you’d expect Ozzie Guillen to react after a 2-1 loss against the “I’ve played for 10 teams in 13 years” Bruce Chen. I typically do not... Read more »

Wait....What the Hell was that?

Wait....What the Hell was that?
So…what has me so “dazed and confused” this morning? Is it the news that Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are getting a divorce? Is it the fact that I know that it’s “Marc” and not “Mark”? Is it that I’ve just learned Marc Anthony is related to both Carmelo Anthony and Casey Anthony? No No... Read more »

White Sox Musings: Quentin Trade Rumors and Sox Playoff Odds

White Sox Musings:  Quentin Trade Rumors and Sox Playoff Odds
Playoff Odds According to Baseball Prospectus The Chicago White Sox have 70 remaining games in the 2011 MLB Season, and are currently 5 games behind the Detroit Tigers and .5 games behind the Cleveland Indians.    The AL Central is within the White Sox sights, however what are their true playoff odds at this very moment?... Read more »
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