1.I don’t know what the hell those things are (they covered the majority of the front windshield as well). I do know that a powder of some sort, and/or feathers, spewed out from them as the car recklessly sped down the Bishop Ford Expressway. So while I’m no detective, I feel it’s safe to assume we’re dealing with either pillows, cocaine, or chickens…or dare I say all three.
2. A cop saw this car go by and did nothing.
3. The passenger in my car took this picture…not me, so no I wasn’t being unsafe, and therefore this post is devoid of any irony or hypocrisy.
4. Number 3 was a lie…there was no passenger, I took the picture. Sorry.
Be Good Friends,