Following last night’s 14-4 nail biter, the Tigers have now outscored the “All In-but walked away from the table after the flop” White Sox, 49-15 in their last 4 meetings. (32-6 in the past two games). The latest “well at least Brent Morel hit a HR” game, dropped the Sox to a season high 11.5 games back in the AL Central-(and into a glass half full perspective tie for second place!)
The White Sox Marketing Team, astutely recgonizing that now was the perfect time to take advantage of the Fan’s heightened excitement level , sent out the following e-mail this morning:
That’s right Sox fans, starting today you can secure your spot at SoxFest 2012! Never mind the indescribably disappointing 2011 season, it’s time to get excited about 2012!
Sure these players are a bunch of spineless underachievers worthy of our collective scorn, but just think, for a few hundred dollars you can get all of their autographs on that
awesome personalized jersey your wife bought you.
Plus-you know that Joe Crede bobble-head you never got signed ? Yep-Joe Crede will be on hand-(health permitting- and all he’s charging the Sox is 10.50 an hour-work is slow).
See you on January 27th!-I’ll be the guy in the Rick Perry for President Shirt!
Be Good Friends,