Coming to a Comedy Club Near You: The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates

By now, it should be no surprise to the ten or so people who regularly visit this blog,  that my political allegiances lie a tad to the left. Whatever you want to call it, Democrat, Progressive…or…*bad word alert*..Liberal, I unapologetically embrace any and all of the labels. That said, I am humbly aware that a relatively small minority of Americans would describe themselves as such-roughly 20%. On the other misguided hand, 42% of Americans would describe themselves as either “conservative or very conservative”. I bring this up because I find it funny, and not surprisingly, comforting, that the GOP has given their base, and more importantly moderates, a remarkably unremarkable cast of uninspiring, hypocritical, bumbling maladroits to choose from. So with out further ado, here is your GOP lineup for 2012:

Be Good Friends,


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