Archive for June 2011

Parody: "Bus Driver" (Coming to a YouTube channel soon)

Get your Auto Tune ready!  I came up with this a couple of years ago, but there’s a possiblity I can actually shoot the video this summer. I think that would be super dope! Just reading this makes me laugh. For your reference, here’s a link to T-Pain’s “Bartender.” And now…..”Bus Driver” written by Sandria... Read more »

I'm Tired of PMS-LITERALLY!: So, I'm trying a new PMS diet

I think Mo’ Nique hit it on the head when she coined the phrase, “Skinny bitches are evil!” She’s right. We are evil. Our calcium intake is too low. We are at a higher risk of osteoporosis and our brittle bones make us bitter witches, and we suffer from severe PMS. I just figured all... Read more »

OUT OF ORDER: A tale of two stomachs

OUT OF ORDER: A tale of two stomachs
I’d been talking about joining the gym for months now and finally got myself signed up at LA Fitness last Sunday. Not that anyone really cares though. It seems like when you’re “naturally thin” or have been historically thin for most of your life, people tend to mock you when you tell them you’re working... Read more »