Tag: People I want to punch in the throat

Girls Night Out Part One

This is the first post in a series of three about how important it is for women, especially mothers, to get the hell out of the house on a regular basis in order to preserve their sanity. A Girls Night Out, or GNO as I’ll be calling it, is often a light at the end... Read more »

Win a copy of the new book - Moms Who Drink And Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

It’s all fun and games until it’s not all fun and games. Do you see where I’m going with this? No? Do you look like this right now? Let me explain. It’s my way of saying that writing a blog and peeling off pithy, off color rants on Facebook and Twitter (I am @queenofcussin and... Read more »

The F*&%ed up and Fabulous Fun of Family Traditions

The F*&%ed up and Fabulous Fun of Family Traditions
Family traditions are important. My husband and I have been taking turns hiding this guy from each other throughout the month of December for the past 10 years. We have no idea why he was given to us because we don’t sing in a choir, we don’t go to church, and we are white as... Read more »

Agree to Disagree - even if you'd rather punch the person in the throat

My mother turns 70 today. YES! Yes, yes, yes! I love that I am lucky enough to still have a parent living. And this idea makes me say, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – there is just no WAY- my mom can be 70! If she is 70, how can I still be in my 20’s with my whole... Read more »