Yo, Amanda - Call me back!

Dear Amanda,

I am so bummed that I missed your call, I was watching South Park with my fourteen year old and I didn’t hear the phone ring!


I don’t know who the fuck Amy, James, Peggy, Brent, Michael, Catherine and David are, but my name is Nikki, and I could really use some of that helpful information you were talking about. I love answering questions too. You can ask me 400 of them if you’d like, because I love talking! I’m unemployed and so very lonely.

Call me back!

Warm side hugs,


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