Move over Malia and Sasha, Chicagoans are about to have a new favorite pair of sisters to draft and follow: Chloe and Sarahanne Trestman. Mark Trestman was hired to make the Bears look better on the field. His two smokeshow daughters, Chloe and Sarahanne, will make the Bears look better off it. Meet Chloe, Coach Trestman’s extremely cute 19 year old daughter. Chloe is a freshman at Meredith College in Raleigh, North Carolina. Better book those flights to RDU asap boys, I have a feeling single Chloe isn’t going to be on the market for long. Coach’s older daughter, Sarahanne 21, is also a looker, although unfortunately she’s spoken for according to her facebook profile. If Coach Trestman can make Jay Cutler’s mechanics look anywhere nearly as scintillating as his daughters, the Bears will be closing down Michigan Ave for a championship parade in no time. Gotta say this hire is looking better and better by the minute.
Movie of the Week: Broken City starring Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Opens Friday everywhere.
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