The Mainville Report: Dispatches From My Couch

Category: American Horror Story

AHS: Coven Review - Go To Hell

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven, Ep. 12 – “Go To Hell.” “You’re just like Halston when he sold his line to J.C. Penny. You’ve forsaken your destiny.” – Mrytle Snow I’d like to take this moment to impart some wisdom I’ve gained from my years of experience... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
January 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - Protect the Coven

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 11 – “Protect the Coven.” “As the next supreme I’m going to bring this coven out of the dark ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.” – Madison I believe this is the episode where the writers of American Horror Story:... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
January 15, 2014 at 10:34 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven, Ep. 10 – “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks.” “Maybe a little getaway. You could be a hostess on a cruise. You have a lovely personality and you’re always well groomed.” – Myrtle Towards the beginning of this episode Zoe remarked to... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
January 8, 2014 at 10:54 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - Head

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven season 3, Ep. 9 – “Head.” “…And your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.” – Myrtle Snow Hey, remember how random and inconsequential all that with hunter business seemed a few weeks ago? Well strap yourselves in kids because as of this... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
December 11, 2013 at 10:27 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - The Sacred Taking

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 8 — “The Sacred Taking”. “I’m starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.” — Fiona I’ve given up. I can no longer try to decipher meaning or message from Coven*, especially when they come back with... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
December 4, 2013 at 10:45 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - The Dead

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 7 – “The Dead”. “We’re going to kill my mother. Kill her once. Kill her good. Kill her dead.” – Cordelia This week’s episode may have been called “The Dead”, but it may as well have been called “The... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
November 20, 2013 at 10:51 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - The Axeman Cometh

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven, Season 3 Ep. 6 – “The Axman Cometh”. “When I plant a fat ass, cracker bitch I expect her to stay planted.” – Marie Laveau In the crazy, frenetic world of American Horror Story we hardly ever get place setting episodes; episodes... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
November 13, 2013 at 11:27 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - Burn, Witch. Burn!

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 5 – “Burn, Witch. Burn!”. “Oh yes, you will beg, but you will not be pardoned, Myrtle Snow.” – Fiona It was bound to happen and yet I still feel disappointed now that it has. Coven started out so... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
November 6, 2013 at 10:54 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - Fearful Pranks Ensue

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 4 – “Fearful Pranks Ensue”. Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she’s dead its probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something.... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
October 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm •

AHS: Coven Review - The Replacements

Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen American Horror Story: Coven Season 3, Ep. 3 – “The Replacements”. “This coven doesn’t need a new supreme. It needs a new rug.” – Fiona PATTI LUPONE IN THE HOUSE!!! Ok, she was only in the house for about two minutes and none of that time was... Read more »

By Devin Mainville,
October 23, 2013 at 11:17 pm •

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