Category: Elf on The Shelf
Elf on The Shelf Rears Its Menacing Little Head
The holidays are a lovely time of year full of family, friends, and festivities. Unfortunately, the holidays also bring a stressful and exhausting little man into my life. That man is Jim, our Elf on The Goddamn Shelf. The creepy little rosy-cheeked imp wearing a suit much too tight for his physique reared its perky... Read more »
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Meet The Blogger
Stacey
I am a freelance comedy writer based in Chicago, IL tackeling topics such as pop-culture, family dynamics, and why Eve is depicted with a belly button if she and Adam were the first humans. When I am not writing or saying funny things, I am busy listening to my three children say “Mom… Mom… Mom… watch this!” seven hundred bazillion times a day.
Recent posts
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Stacey on The Little Voice That Lives In My HeadPosted May 16, 2018 at 7:37 am -
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Ten Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say While Shopping at Whole Foods »
Stacey on The Little Voice That Lives In My HeadPosted April 9, 2018 at 2:13 pm -
"Do I really look like this?" - My Magnifying Mirror Experience »
Stacey on The Little Voice That Lives In My HeadPosted April 5, 2018 at 4:27 pm -
Realistic Valentine's Day Sentiments »
Stacey on The Little Voice That Lives In My HeadPosted February 14, 2018 at 2:39 pm
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