Tag: Newt Gingrich

Political Lookalikes and Celebrity Love Child Investigation

7. Florence Henderson and Hillary Clinton
In August, Lists That Actually Matter’s Dan Tello chronicled the Top 6 Politician/Celebrity Lookalikes, and he was right. Science has show those are the top 6, but I think I found 7 through 9. In addition to that are 4  Love Child Investigations, where I theorize about the actual parents of current political figures. Trust... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »

5 MORE Things Newt Gingrich's Love of America Makes him do

Cheat to Win<br><br>We have all heard, "If you don't cheat, you aren't trying.". Well, as Speaker of the House Newt was fined a record $300,000 by the Ethics  Committee for ethics violations for laundering donations through charities, submitting "inaccurate, incomplete, and unreliable." testimony and displaying "An effort to have the material apper to be nonpartisan on its face, yet serve as a partisan, political message for the purpose of building the Republicn Party."
Newt Gingrich’s love of America drove him to cheat on his chain-smoking wife years ago. It happens. But loving America has so many other cascading effects that few people have even taken the time to mention….