Tag: Golf

Sports and Their Social Media Equivalences

Sports and Their Social Media Equivalences
1. Facebook = Baseball: Old people are really into it and think it is way more relevant than it really is, but nobody under 30 is even using it anymore.   2. WhatsApp = Soccer:  Everyone in the rest of the world uses it everyday, but nobody in America even knows it exists.   3. Instagram = NBA: Neither looks as good... Read more »

How I Made a Crummy Job Fun For a Moment

How I Made a Crummy Job Fun For a Moment
ChicagoNow is running a weekly special on crummy jobs. Here is my tale. In high school my old man told me I needed to get a summer job to learn the value of a dollar, so I got a job caddying at the local country club. It was a pretty fancy country club with a... Read more »

Five Things Worse Than Tiger Woods Spitting on a Putting Green

Sexting your mistress: It's especially rude to do it right in front of the other mistresses in attendance. And the question would then become why is it OK for you to be snapping pictures on the course when you get mad at photographers for doing the same? You're shooting completely different things anyway. They're capturing everything: you, the gallery, the course. While you're mainly focused on the angle from right above your ball, straight down the shaft.
Cover your eyes and those of the nearest impressionable child. From a weekend golf tournament in Spain comes disturbing news that further portends the demise of polite society. Tiger Woods spit on a putting green. Not the green! That’s the shortest of all the grasses! You scoundrel! How could you, Eldrick? Just when we thought... Read more »
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