Category: Old People

Twelve Habits of the Bad Neighbor

A wise man once said, “You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life.” I think it was George Clooney. He may as well have been talking about neighborhoods, as one of the facts of life is that as much as there are good... Read more »
By Tony,
August 25, 2011 at 11:46 am
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Ten Signs You're Too Old for Lollapalooza

Concert-going, or more specifically festival concert-going, is a young man’s (or woman’s) game. And alas, I am no longer a young man. Or woman—I’ve checked. I came to this conclusion during last year’s Lollapalooza while walking next to a fellow attendee who was on the phone with his mother, trying in vain to convince her... Read more »
By Tony,
August 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm
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The 8 Ugliest U.S. Presidents

Abraham Lincoln: the Sixteenth President of the United States <br><br> Sorry Abey Baby, but out of respect for you I gotta be honest- you're not very attractive. Well I mean, "out of respect" in the sense that you were always honest, so I will respect your example of honesty. I didn't want to imply that I was calling you ugly out of respect for you. Though, technically, I kinda was.
It’s Ugly Week at Lists That Actually Matter. Each day we will unveil a list ranking the ugliness of a topic. Being that Monday is President’s Day, today’s topic is Ugliest United States Presidents. To establish the definition of ugly in this sense I am going strictly on the superficial. Human decency didn’t factor into... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
February 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm
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Top 10 Biggest Oscar Upsets of All-Time

There seems to be about one of these every three years. We dug through the archives and came up with the 10 biggest shockers by our estimation. Wonder if we’ll see another head-scratcher this Sunday?
By brentkado,
February 20, 2011 at 2:33 am
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Top 10 New Faces in Chicago Baseball

Cubs and White Sox pitchers and catchers report to spring training this week in Mesa and Glendale, Arizona. As with every new season there are plenty of new faces to get to know. Consider this your two minute primer. 
By brentkado,
February 8, 2011 at 3:11 am
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Top Cameos in a Movie, Pre-2000

Chamberlain slept with 40k women, Arnold slept with a needle in his butt. Wilt is a true player!
All of these are pre-2000 since it seems like there are so many cameos in current films. Back in my day cameos were an art form. I know you all got other good ones, so post them in the comments section.
By brentkado,
February 2, 2011 at 9:37 pm
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Top 10 Ugliest Rockstars

When I stumbled across this photo it wasn't even a contest anymore. The Irish version of Tom Waits, MacGowan has a handful of memorable songs with The Pogues but the truly unforgettable thing is his "Smile". It's so awful it's actually not amusing, it's just sad, kind of like the Elephantman. A rare example of how loosing all your teeth can actually be a good thing. It takes some kind of self-loather to put a busted mug like that out there for the world to gasp at. So kudos to you sir; the Ugliest Rockstar ever.
It’s easy to point the finger. I don’t actually know any of the people on this list and I’ve never seen them in person but let’s face it. There’s a reason they all locked themselves in their rooms at a young age and “got into” music. They were ostracized losers from the beginning and most... Read more »
By RyGuy,
February 2, 2011 at 4:19 pm
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Top 10 Things Old People Like

Not sure if you’re getting old?  This list has been scientifically proven to answer that question for you.
By DanTello,
January 2, 2011 at 3:46 pm
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