Category: Gambling

DWTS Odds

DWTS Odds
        On the off-chance your bookie doesn’t have the Dancing With the Stars Odds, you can suggest he use these. The new lineup is out and here are the odds Sherri Shepherd, 100-1 Gladys Knight, 100-1 Jack Wagner, 30-1 Gavin DeGraw, 25-1 Martina Navratilova, 25-1 Jaleel White, 20-1 Melissa Gilbert s, 18-1... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »

Five Rumored Features of the Downtown Casino

Racing, Sports and Violent Crime Wagering Book: Over/under on gunshots at the Taste this year is only 2.5. I'd fire on that. Pun intended.
Chicago is a city with a lot of problems. We’re broke, our public school system is a mess, gang violence remains prevalent, and our gas prices and taxes are the highest in the country. But nobody cares about that stuff because there could be a casino on its way to downtown. Chicago could be the... Read more »
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Five Ways NPR Can Survive Without Government Funding

Five Ways NPR Can Survive Without Government Funding
Fellow boring white people, assemble! NPR is in danger of losing its government funding. Whether you’re all for that or totally against it, there’s one thing we can all agree on: enchiladas is tasty. Now that we’ve established some common ground, let’s try to find a way for listeners like you and me to make... Read more »

Tips & Tricks For A Successful NCAA Tournament Bracket

March Madness is upon us! And that means it’s time to blow off hours at work, watch buzzer beaters and of course fill out a bracket (or three). The art of predicting the winners of the NCAA Tournament can be far easier with a little research and thought. Here are some tips we’ve found essential... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch. (Every single category listed below is real, and can be wagered on. I suggest you act like an adult, and bet on all of them). 5.  Player to Score First Touchdown tied with Player to... Read more »
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