Category: Blizzard

10 Out of 10 Kids Love Snowstorms, and 10/10 Grown ups Hate Them. Does Hating Snow Make us old?

10 Out of 10 Kids Love Snowstorms, and 10/10 Grown ups Hate Them. Does Hating Snow Make us old?
Imagine you are in charge of spreading the word about a major snowstorm, and you’re tasked with informing two different groups (of roughly about 100 people) of the storm. Your first stop will be at a Fortune 500 insurance company, and the second will be an elementary school. Once all the insurance people shuffle into... Read more »

Top Snowverdramatic Reactions to The Blizzard of 2011

People getting really excited about the blizzard. I mean REALLY excited. OMG, I have been wanting a snow day for forever!!! So :)!!! Side prediction - The Blizzard Baby Boom is offset by the Post-Snowpocalypse Suicide Skyrocket.
Well the peak of the great Blizzard of 2011 is over. Chicagoans will now have to attempt to head back to the real world (like their jobs) and not spend all day on Twitter, Facebook and Craigslist Casual Encounters talking about how badass, awful, fun, scary the snow storm was. Let us look back at... Read more »

15 Blizzard Pics From Lincoln Park and Clark Street

You can see those dumpsters are knocked over like the newspaper dispensers in the first slide.
I stepped out today to see how the digging out was going. These pictures are from my neighborhood- Lincoln Park; Clark, Wrightwood, Diversey and Hamden. Heartiest apologies for being taken with my lowly mobile phone’s camera. Also, this post was my Dad’s idea. Good lookin’ out, Big Lare.

Top 5 Things Rumored to Have Blown Off Wrigley Field's Roof

For those of you who don’t know, debris from the Cubs already crumbling Wrigley Field and franchise fell off the roof, and onto the street causing parts of Clark and Addison St. to be shut down.  Here, are the 5 other things rumored to have fallen off the roof of Wrigley.

A Dozen Ways to Pass the Time During a Blizzard

Construct a poorly written list for a local website: Sorry, Chicago's taken.
Snowmageddon! Blizzaster! And other frightening words with “snow” or “blizzard” shoehorned into them! The blizzard of 2011 is upon us and it’s out to get you and everyone you love. LOOK OUT! It’s right behind you! That was close. Get inside. Lock your doors. Barricade your windows. Clog your toilet. Any entry point is at... Read more »

5 Fates Worse Than Being Stuck in the Chicago Blizzard

5. You Could be in San Antonio and Remember the Alamo was a Successful Instance of Someone Messin' With Texas<br><br>There are two Rules in Texas: 1. Remember the Alamo, 2. Don't Mess With Texas. So let us recall what transpired at the Alamo: Mexico messed with Texas and kicked Texas' ass. Does pointing that out count as Texas Justice for Texas Logic? Heart Disease is certainly messing with Texas and having its way.
No Chicago resident wants to be snowed-in. But is confinement in our great city really worse than freedom to move around in other major US cities? for instance:You could be in Miami getting the herp from sharing a potty seat after you almost made out with tranny. Let’s explore….