6 Other Events Stephen Miller Should Crash to Prove His Testosterone-Laden Superiority

Today The New York Times’s Matt Flegenheimer posted a lengthy bio on Donald Trump’s favorite Eunuch Vampire, impersonator, Stephen Miller.

In the well-researched piece, one anecdote seemed to get the bulk of social media buzz, where it was noted about, then high schooler, Miller, “He jumped, uninvited, into the final stretch of a girls’ track meet, apparently intent on proving his athletic supremacy over the opposite sex.”

And clearly, he was correct. Everyone who has ever seen Stephen Miller knows damn well what an alpha male he is.  For that reason, I’d like to suggest a few other events that our testosterone-overloaded Miller could crash to showcase his raw, primal dominance.



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  • Hilarious.

    Just glad you didn't suggest that Miller and his member take me on in quilting. Oh wait, not macho enough, I forgot.

  • In reply to Kathy Mathews:

    Thanks Keezus!

    And I SWEAR TO GOD AND BABY JESUS it crossed my mind to suggest he try to out-quilt you!! At least I would have linked to your blog though, so I hope that mention it wouldn't have been totally horrific for you.

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