I’ve always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo’s areolae certainly continues that proud tradition.
Don’t get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it’s destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness.
Not the nearness of Geraldo’s nips, but the nearness of extreme stupidity, and this is a radiant example of just that. It’s like two nipples of stupidity peeking right at ‘cha, making laser sounds *pewn pewn*.
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Tags: 2004 ALCS, Boston Red Sox, does the carpet match the kisser canopy, Geraldo, Geraldo Rivera Areolae, Geraldo Rivera Selfie, New York Yankees
