“Oh my God, and then Jake came over and he was completely wasted and was being the biggest a@$hole. Uggghh!! I wanted to punch him in the face!”
-Girl on her phone next to me in Lincoln Park, or something similar about a guy being a jerk. every. single. day.
If there’s one think I’ve learned from involuntarily overhearing cell phone conversations of females in their 20’s its that when someone you thought was “sweet”, “nice, “cute, “a nice boy”, or “super cute” is now suddenly acting like an “a@$hole” or, a, “jerk”, it is HUGE NEWS.
So here is some huge news.
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