Fellow Lists That Actually Matter writer and all around handsome man, TR Slyder, wrote two hilarious lists on the worst haircuts and hairstyles
5. Brady Hoke (University of Michigan’s Messiah): I haven’t yet decided if this haircut makes him look more like a skinny Tony Siragusa or an over-grown 12-year-old boy.
4. Tony La Russa (Former St. Louis Cardinals Coach and Tea Party groupie): Tony La Russa got a haircut in 1978, loved it, and then made a blood oath with Tony Danza to never change their look. Tony 2 eventually broke his word.
3. John Gruden (Former NFL Coach and current jersey chaser / analyst for ESPN): The man nicknamed “Chucky” not only looks like a doll, but also looks like he has the same hair texture as a doll.
1. Mike Martz (Chicago Bears Offensive Coordinator): Oh. So this is what an adult dweeb looks like.
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