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5. For the druggy Chicago Sports Fan: a Kingpin Jersey. Go to the Bears website and personalize yourself a #81 jersey with the name “Kingpin” on it.
4. For the Chicago Cubs fan: Slacks and a button-down. A business casual outfit will work great for the Cubs fan in your life because the Cubs best player is their general manager
3. For the Chicago Bears fan: Give them a brand new Mercedes-Benz, then borrow it and crash it 5 hours later. Return the next day with an ’07 Chevy Cobalt and apologize for forgetting to get insurance on the Benz.
2. For the Hawks fan: The box-set of the critically acclaimed show, “Community”. Just like “Community”, the Hawks are great and loaded with talent, but nobody is watching.
1. For the College Sports Fan: Give him his regular presents while everyone else is opening gifts, then, hours later, secretly give him an envelope with a few hundred dollars in it and tell him he can keep expecting envelopes like this if he announces to the room that you are his favorite family member.