Five Ways to Stay as Depressed as Possible During a Chicago Winter

Ah, almost February in Chicago.  Things to look forward to include wet socks re:gross road slush, low counts of the sun’s Vitamin D, and Facebook stalking anyone you’ve ever known who lives in the South, California, or even better, some sort of island.  The onset of claustropobia whilst riding the train amongst thick-coated Loop employees is terrifying, especially when they have those stupid roller-briefcases that say “I’m a lawyer” and also “Did you know I was a lawyer?” all at the same time.  I for one am tired of everyone giving me reasons to cheer up when it looks like M.C. Escher sketched the sky everyday, so this one is for all the realists out there looking for a reason to laugh at our shared and dismal misfortunes. 

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