I woke up this morning and not only didn’t the Great Blizzard miss most of Chicago, but the world did not end.
Therefore, we will all have to:
- Buy Christmas Presents
- Obey the Winter Parking Ban
- Suffer through the New Year Eve countdown shows for 2013
- Slip over a Fiscal Cliff, which is a moving violation in Chicago
- Pay income taxes
Come to think of it, even if the Mayans were correct about the world ending, number 5 still applies.
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