I believe nothing makes you appreciate a beautiful, spring day more than a long, cold winter, the adult infatuation with Hello Kitty borders on insane, civilization as a Chicagoan appreciates it ends where the Kankakee Exits begin, nothing tastes better than an ice-cold diet coke from McDonalds, and if you’re going to tie up a waitress’ station, the lady deserves a decent tip.
I believe if you add a wintry mix to the ABC7 Varon/Butler morning tag team – you have yourself a natural laxative.
I believe there are two sure things to be found among the aisles of any Whole Foods – ridiculously high prices and a shitload of weirdoes.
I believe a person’s choice of footwear tells me everything I need to know about them, and that assholes aren’t born – they’re made.
I believe you are entitled to your opinion, but you better have facts to back it up, that laughter is the very best medicine, you should never forget where you came from, and life is way, way too short to live with regrets.
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