Archive for November 2015

30 Easy Steps to Crib-Training Your Baby

30 Easy Steps to Crib-Training Your Baby
You’ve decided it’s time to crib-train your baby, congrats! It’s finally time to break-up with the co-sleeper, swing, or whatever non-recommended sleep method you used to survive the first few months. Here’s a step-by-step guide for an ultra-smooth transition: 1. Applaud your idiocy for conditioning your baby to sleep only in a moving object the... Read more »

Staying at Home with a Baby is Eerily Similar to the Movie Groundhog Day

My first viewing of Groundhog Day garnered my appreciation for Bill Murray as an actor but that’s about it; in my youth it wasn’t relatable. You don’t fully appreciate the nuances of this film until adulthood when monotony begins to rear it’s ugly head in the form of daily occupational nightmares and the merry-go-round of... Read more »