Top 40 What you won’t find in Chicago List

Top 40 What you won’t find in Chicago List

You won’t find Chicagoans who believe the Bears drafting Mitch Trubisky over Patrick Mahomes and Deshaun Watson was a good idea.

  1. New York vanilla ice cream.
  2. Archway peanut butter cookies.
  3. In-N-Out Burger.
  4. Jack in the Box.
  5. A bunch of pizza restaurant that serves nachos.
  6. A pizza restaurant that does not serve Eli’s cheesecake.
  7. A Chicagoan who does not hate the New York and Boston accent.
  8. A Chicagoan who believes Detroit style pizza is better than Chicago’s deep dish pizza.
  9. A Chicagoan who believe Donald Trump did not dodge Vietnam.
  10. A Chicagoan who is not tired of hearing the word Chiraq.
  11. A Chicagoan who want John Paxson running the Bulls.
  12. A Chicagoan who does not mind Houston becoming the third largest city in the U.S.
  13. A Chicagoan who believes Brian Urlacher was as good as Michael Jordan and Walter Payton.
  14. A Chicagoan who believes Milwaukee or some other city could become the best Midwest city.
  15. A Chicagoan who want to keep paying for bags.
  16. A Chicagoan who thinks a sugar tax is a good idea.
  17. A Chicagoan who believes LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.
  18. A Chicagoan who does not put ketchup on a hot dog at home.
  19. A Chicagoan who believes Papa John’s sell real pizza.
  20. A Chicagoan who believes crime in the city is going down.
  21. A Chicagoan who believes all parts of the city is dangerous.
  22. A Chicagoan who believes DePaul is a top University.
  23. A Chicagoan who believes the Bears drafting Mitch Trubisky over Patrick Mahomes and Deshaun Watson was a good idea.
  24. A Chicagoan who is not surprised that Windy City Live hired Ryan Chiaverni over Stephen A. Smith.
  25. A Chicagoan who believes San Antonio is a big city like New York, Los Angeles and Dallas.
  26. A Chicagoan who believes Milwaukee has enough hotels and fancy upscale venues to pull off the DNC convention without some wealthy convention goers coming here. (This was written before it was announced that the Chicago area hotels would house delegates.)
  27. A Chicagoan who want to vacation in Cleveland, Montana, Arkansas or Alabama.
  28. Many Chicagoans who will buy a deep dish pizza from a pizza place besides Giordano’s, Lou Malnati’s, Pizano’s, Gino’s East and Pequod’s.
  29. Chicagoans who believe Trump is a billionaire.
  30. Chicagoans who believe the Farmer’s Almanac Winter weather forecast
  31. Chicagoans who believe New York’s Hudson Yards The Vessel is in the same league as the iconic Bean in Millennium Park.
  32. Chicagoans who believe New York Central Park is better than Millennium Park.
  33. Chicagoans who believe New York is a clean city.
  34. Chicagoans who believe Scottie Pippen was overrated.
  35. Chicagoans who know people in St. Louis like to talk junk about them.
  36. Chicagoans who know and care why Wisconites call us FIB’s.
  37. Many Chicagoans who would vote for Rahm Emanuel to be the President.
  38. Many Chicagoans who does not believe Jason Van Dyke is a murderer.
  39. Many Chicagoans who would not vote for Oprah or Michelle Obama to be the Mayor or President.
  40. African American Chicagoans who are not offended by Milwaukee only trying to recruit residents from the mostly white areas of the city to move up north despite African Americans being the ones leaving the city in droves.

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