Tag: fast food

My night with a drug addict at McDonald's or "Would you like to try the new McHeroin today?":

My night with a drug addict at McDonald's or "Would you like to try the new McHeroin today?":
I have to learn to stop leaving my house. After spending a leisurely¬†afternoon at home, reading and rearranging as one is wont to do, my mother asked me if I’d like to go out to dinner with one of our mutual co-workers and my sister? And of course, ignoring all of the misheggas that usually... Read more »

Fake Flowers, Spray Tans and Disfunctional McDonald's: What you see may NOT be what you get

Fake Flowers, Spray Tans and Disfunctional McDonald's: What you see may NOT be what you get
Imagine sitting in a restaurant, perhaps a quaint looking Italian joint with checkered tablecloths and Chianti candles. You absentmindedly knock into the plant on the ledge next to you and unleash what very well might be twenty-five years of dust and pizza crusts. Upon closer inspection, you deduce that what looking like a slightly-faded fern... Read more »

Grimace for President! (or "Trump Visits Chicago")

Grimace for President! (or "Trump Visits Chicago")
As Trump visits Chicago this fine, crisp evening, I must sit here and ruminate on his mighty sojourn to our fair little burg. Throughout my years of talking politics (and studying politics as a part of philosophy as a whole) I have found myself to be fairly even-headed and rational. But, sadly, this election have... Read more »
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