Archive for March 2015

The Boyfriend Chronicles: The Teaser

There comes a point and time with your boyfriend when push comes to shove. The rubber meets the road. That fat meat is greasy. You reach that point that you’ve been together long enough when the question pops up—-“When are we going to get an HIV test together?” That—ladies and gentlemen is when the wheat... Read more »

Make Your Own Easter Wreath

Purchase a Styrofoam wreath form and take 4 three yard rolls of 1 1/2 - 2 inch wide wired ribbon and alternatively wrap and hot glue the ribbon to the wreath.
Right after Christmas, while glitter was still in the air, a friend asked me to make her an Easter wreath. I had no clue how to even execute such as thing. A few YouTube tutorials later and I was hot gluing plastic eggs like a pro. While I normally don’t give away crafting or baking... Read more »

The Boyfriend Chronicles: Seriously, How Can He Eat So Much Food?

I didn’t grow up with a man in my house.  My parents divorced when I was very young and I don’t have any brothers. While I was spared toilet seats being left up and icky boy smells, I was also thankfully spared watching massive amounts of food being consumed. That is until the boyfriend moved... Read more »

Gardening 2015: Starting The Seeds

The snow is barely off of the ground, but I’m trying my hand at starting vegetables from seed. Inside, of course. Yesterday I took the seeds I’ve been holding since January and made my first attempt at growing vegetables the old fashioned way.   Well, the old fashioned way with a twist. I’m using  a terrarium... Read more »

Barbara Ann Smith: Will Her Murderer Ever Be Brought To Justice?

On March 21st, 2011 my neighbor, Barbara Ann Smith was found murdered in her apartment. Four years later, and to the best of my knowledge, her murderer  has not been caught. If any of Barbara’s family members read this post, I’d welcome the opportunity to talk to you about your experiences seeking justice for her murder. The... Read more »

I Hate People Who Don't Pick Up After Their Dogs

Let’s just put it out there—people who don’t pick up after their dogs are a*sholes. Scratch that.  They’re lazy self entitled a*sholes. And I’m not talking about people with mobility problems.  I’m talking about you able bodied pukes who can bend over and do the right thing but refuse to. Now that the snow has... Read more »

Spring Fever Hits Early: Lets Plan To Garden

Spring Fever Hits Early:  Lets Plan To Garden
I’ve been itching to plant my vegetable garden since the Christmas tree came down. Despite the fact it’s early March and there is still snow on the ground,  I’m eagerly looking forward to sunny days in the garden.  Yet as we all know, a productive and attractive garden doesn’t happen without a little planning. This... Read more »