Category: Satire

What's the matter with people who are having Omicron parties?

We’re havin’ a partyDancin’ to the musicPlayed by the DJOn the radioThe Cokes are in the iceboxPopcorn’s on the tableMe and my babyWe’re out here on the floor Do you remember this back in what now seems like the olden days? Parents would intentionally let their children become infected with chickenpox. There were a few... Read more »

It's the middle of winter; quit wearing shorts

This ain’t no Miami. This ain’t no Phoenix.This is Chicago. It’s the middle of winterThis ain’t no fooling around. Wednesday was December 15, The middle of the month. Christmas is only ten days away. The start of the new year is just a week later. It’s winter. That means sweaters, hats and heavy jackets. But,... Read more »

Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee: Stop asking me for money!!

It started in February of 2016. I didn’t know that my relationship with these people was going to go on for more than five years. I’d like to end this, but I’m not sure how to do it. Maybe this blog post will do it? I doubt it, but it’s worth the effort. Word on... Read more »

Which celebrity Medicare expert do you believe?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Thanksgiving. No, not Christmas. It’s that month-plus long time when you can choose from various Medicare coverage plans. That means until the end of the year, we’ll be inundated with commercials that tell you to check your zip code to see if you qualify for... Read more »

Jake from State Farm should stop hanging with Aaron Rodgers

By now we all know the sordid story of Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. He lied about getting the Covid vaccination by saying that he was immunized against the virus. His lie changes plenty of things for his teammate’s seasons and possibly their lives. Rodgers won’t be playing in Sunday’s game against the Kansas... Read more »

How did we get by without six hours of Facebook and Instagram?

Yesterday, I took a few hours off from social media to run some errands. It was tough, but I made it through. When I returned, I found a text informing me that Facebook was down. Phew! I didn’t miss a thing! Apparently the Zuckerberg empire was out for about six hours yesterday. How did we... Read more »

Monoclonal antibodies vs Ivermectin: It's a life choice

The New York Times published a recent article that showed the odds of getting Covid after being vaccinated at 5000 to 1. Meet a One. It never crossed my mind that what I thought was a bad cold or maybe the flu was actually Covid. Yeah, the symptoms were almost identical but they disappeared so... Read more »

Is it Covid or the common cold?

Sneezing.Stuffy nose.Runny nose.Sore throat.Coughing.Mucus dripping down your throat (post-nasal drip)Watery eyes.Fever You’re in bed or on the couch like the dude in the photo. Back in the old days, under normal life, if you had the above symptoms you’d think you had a common cold. A week or so of feeling crappy and then you’d... Read more »

Negative, positive...positive, negative: Who and what can you trust?

A couple of weeks ago I had a minor Covid scare….is there such a thing? Someone I know tested positive, Since I sat next to her in a car and at a dinner, it was recommended I take a Covid test. Since I naturally started developing every imaginary symptom of the disease, I thought it... Read more »

Maroon 5 and Blackbear at Wrigley Field: Another get off my lawn night

I spent last evening at Wrigley Field watching Maroon 5 and their special guest, Blackbear, in concert. Hey!! Don’t judge me! The tickets were only twenty bucks each on Stubhub and that’s including taxes. Hmmm….that may be the going rate for events at Wrigley in the near future. Here’s a few quick thoughts about the... Read more »
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    My so called friends think it's time to edit this section. After four years, they may be right, but don't tell them that. I'll deny it until they die! I can't believe I've been writing this blog for four years. It started as a health/wellness thing and over the years has morphed to include so many things that I don't know how to describe it anymore. I really thought this was going to be the final year of the blog but then Donald Trump came along. It looks like we're good for four more years..God help us all! Oh yeah...the biographical stuff. I'm not 60 anymore. The rest you can read about in the blog.

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