Category: humor

Ryne Sandberg has turned into a middle-aged Jeff Spicoli

“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”–  Jeff Spicoli When you think of stoners, who first comes into your mind? Jeff Spicoli from “Fast Time at Ridgemont High?” Beavis and Butthead? Anyone who grew up in the 1960s-70s? ME??? How long did it take you to get to former... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
Friday at 6:22 pm • 

The conundrum of having your birthday fall on Mother's Day weekend

Happy Birthday! Happy Mother’s Day! Two big days in a person’s life. What if they come on the same weekend? What if they’re only one day apart? What if the person celebrating the birthday is also celebrating her first Mother’s Day? How is she suppose to celebrate? What about her friends and family? So many... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
May 9, 2021 at 9:30 am • 

Who did it worse: The Chicago Bears drafting and developing quarterbacks or Chicago voters electing Mayors?

The Chicago Bears football team got their man! They made a trade to move up in the NFL draft and were able to draft the quarterback that will lead them into the future….again. Super Bowl here we come…again. Nothing against Justin Fields, in fact, I’m excited to see him come to Chicago…and I’m not a... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
April 30, 2021 at 4:38 pm • 
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Mick Jagger is pandemicking like the rest of us

It’s been more than a year since most of the world headed down to their basement. Thirteen months of too much tv, too much delivered dinners and groceries, too much Zoom, too much disease and death, too much of everything. It’s been more than a year of boredom for everyone….and by everyone I really do... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
April 16, 2021 at 10:12 am • 

The Oklahoma Sooners basketball team needs a rabbi

What a weekend of college hoops. The NCAA basketball tournament got underway and it was upsetpalooza. Things were so discombobulated that although I haven’t checked my brackets this morning, I’m pretty sure losing three of my final four teams, including my championship pick, means I’m not going to win any of the numerous pools that... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
March 22, 2021 at 12:26 pm • 

What am I missing about the royal family?

Elizabeth Phillip Charles William Kate Harry Meghan What is the big deal with these people? Why the fascination? What do they actually do? Yes, I watched the big interview with Oprah last night. Yes, I felt sorry for Harry and Megs….sort of. But, I’m still trying to figure out what makes them such a big... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
March 8, 2021 at 10:11 am • 
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The clusterfuck of working the Covid-19 vaccination system

The clusterfuck of working the Covid-19 vaccination system
28 million cases of Covid-19 in the United States! 500,000 of us have died! The numbers are daunting. That’s how many Americans have been lost to the Covid-19 pandemic. While all the disease and death has been tragic, it appears we are seeing the light at the end of the dark tunnel. Vaccinations! In the... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
February 23, 2021 at 9:57 am • 

It took a procrastinator only one day to buy a new television

It took a procrastinator only one day to buy a new television
There’s a fine line between taking the time to do the research to make an informed decision and being a procrastinator. It’s a very fine line. I cross that line, moving back and forth, often. For instance, two years ago I needed a new laptop. I narrowed it down to two models. Then the research... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
February 5, 2021 at 6:00 am • 

Why are there so many stupid drug commercials?

Why are there so many stupid drug commercials?
Oh…Oh…Oh…Ozempic! Did you sing the above words as you read them? Of course, you did. You know the song and you know the commercial which you see multiple times every day. The television viewing public is being overwhelmed with pharmaceutical drug commercials. Humira, Xeljanz, Skyrizi, Eliquis and, of course, Oh…Oh..Oh…Ozempic. It’s become so bad that... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
February 2, 2021 at 6:00 am • 
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What will I write about when Donald Trump is gone?

What will I write about when Donald Trump is gone?
It was March 6, 2016. That was the day I wrote about Donald Trump for the first time. He was coming to Chicago for a rally and “Donald Trump doesn’t scare me” was a preview of the rally. A few days later, it was rally time. I wrote “Happy Trump Day” as a satirical look at... Read more »
By Howard Moore,
January 19, 2021 at 10:12 am • 
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    My so called friends think it's time to edit this section. After four years, they may be right, but don't tell them that. I'll deny it until they die! I can't believe I've been writing this blog for four years. It started as a health/wellness thing and over the years has morphed to include so many things that I don't know how to describe it anymore. I really thought this was going to be the final year of the blog but then Donald Trump came along. It looks like we're good for four more years..God help us all! Oh yeah...the biographical stuff. I'm not 60 anymore. The rest you can read about in the blog.

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