The Trump children visit on just a typical Friday at the White House

The Trump children visit on just a typical Friday at the White House

Dateline: Friday, October 2, 2020. The White House. Washington, D.C. 8:00 am

The president’s staff has been here at work for three hours. Potus is at the residence. That’s not unusual. He’s usually not in his West Wing office until noon. It would be business as usual except Covid-19 has infected the White House. Donald and Melania tested positive. Ronna Romney McDaniels, too. They all got it from Hope Hicks.

What’s different about this day is the Trump children have taken over the Oval Office:

Don Jr: I can’t believe Dad is sick. As the oldest child, this means I’m the new President, right?
Ivanka: That’s not how it works. I’m Dad’s favorite. That means I get the job.
Eric: We should be talking about what’s really important. Dad got it from Hope. Does this mean we’re going to have another sibling? Btw, shouldn’t we be getting Dad some Hydrochloroquine or bleach?
Tiffany: You all are idiots. I’m the only one with a law degree. That means I’m the only one qualified to do this job and handle the fallout from the mess Dad’s left us.
Barron: As my mom would say, ‘Who gives a fuck about what any of you think?’ I’m the only one who lives here. I may be only fourteen years old, but I’m more qualified to run this place than any of you fucking idiots. Now get your asses out of here before I call the fucking Secret Service. Oh…and Eric…make sure my Mom gets some of that bleach.

Dateline: Friday, October 2, 2020. The White House. Washington, D.C. 11:00 am

The president’s staff has been at work for six hours. Everything is normal. It’s just a┬átypical Friday at the White House.

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