The Trump family calendar 2020: What it really should look like

Yesterday I received an email from Donald Trump’s campaign. Nothing unusual there. I get emails from them almost every day. They usually go blah blah blah/donate money. I hit delete and move on with my life.

What made this one different was they wanted to sell me a calendar. Who knew there was a Trump calendar? I guess if there’s Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump University and other failed Trump entities, I shouldn’t be surprised there would be a calendar.

Here’s how they tried to woo me:

Friend,
2020 is going to be a HISTORIC year.
It’s going to be a year in which Patriotic Americans will vote to Keep America Great and re-elect President Trump.
What better way to celebrate 2020 than with the Official 2020 Trump Calendar with photos hand-selected by our AMAZING First Lady Melania Trump.
This calendar is the perfect way to let everyone know who you’re standing with in 2020 and a MUST HAVE for Trump supporters everywhere.

Then they asked for $35. Sigh!

Well kids, as great a deal as this may seem, I decided to pass. I’m sure the photos Melanie chose are lovely, but honestly….I don’t really care, do U?! HA!

Besides, I think I can make my own Trump family and friends calendar. I bet my choice of photos will be better than Mel’s. Here are my choices:

2020 is right around the corner. Now that I’ve made my calendar, I’m ready. Like the email said, it’s going to be historic!

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