Category: Chicago Injustice

Northshore Chicago: Badass school receptionist thwarts invading sex-offender

Don’t mess with Northshore school office ladies. They may seem meek, but they will toss you out on your collar if you try to creep your way into a public middle school on their watch, any convicted pervs who may be reading. The receptionist at Highcrest Middle School is to thank for thwarting a would-be... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
October 1, 2014 at 9:24 pm • 

What if Chicago shootings were treated like school shootings?

If you watched any national news today, swiped through social media or pick up a major newspaper tomorrow you’ll know about the lone gunman at an Oregon high school this morning who shot one student (and grazed the hip of a teacher). Events like this are becoming sadly more common, but the news/blog cycle will... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
June 10, 2014 at 7:21 pm • 

Sorry, the TRUMP sign is not "like the Hollywood sign"

This guy. Donald Trump is building a giant monument to his peen new skyscraper in Chicago and he’s littering it with 20.5 foot high letters that spell TRUMP. People hate it because Donald Trump, but his response is oh, “it’s like the Hollywood sign”. HAHAHAHA! Things that are like the Hollywood sign: – Iconic things... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
June 7, 2014 at 10:45 pm • 
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In defense of the woman kicked out of a trade show for breastfeeding

Recently a small business owner was escorted out of a Chicago trade show for bringing her 10-day old infant snuggled inside her outfit. The newborn wasn’t there for the cooking demonstrations, he was there because he’s breastfed on the hour. In fact, the baby wasn’t a problem to anyone until the woman sat down to... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
May 19, 2014 at 10:10 am • 

Why can't you get mad at kids anymore?

I might lose a friend over this. Eh, she’s new. Easy go! My kids know not to mess with my stuff. I’m not even sure why. Maybe I said something in the hospital when they were born like, “craft fabric is poison to children” or “the Elf lives by the washing machine” etc. and it... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
May 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm • 

Is talking about Safe Haven laws a sex-ed issue?

I feel like I’ve read versions of this horrific story about a hundred times, but here’s number one hundred and one: Last week, a school girl in Chicago gave birth to a living baby at home and then committed infanticide. In this case, the teen stuffed the minutes-old child in a plastic Wal-mart shopping bag and... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
April 30, 2014 at 5:07 pm • 
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Rant from a rich democrat

I’m just going to take a minute here to complain about fancy people problems. Hang on, my ascot is crooked. Okay. As I was saying, I’ve got a new problem this tax season and it’s put me in a mood to make a few demands. Our family happens to owe the federal government money this... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
April 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm • 

Why car dealerships should stay closed on Sundays

I’m in the mood for good rage fest, how about you! Millionaire politician Jim Oberweis is manipulating voters with a bill he rolled out Nov 20 that attempts to lift the ban on car dealerships doing business on Sundays in Illinois. Before we get into why that is a stupid idea, please note the timing:... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
January 7, 2014 at 5:32 pm • 

Feel like a jerk pushing a huge CostCo cart? RELIEF AT LAST!

Every once in awhile, your house just gets low on supplies. Somehow we ran out of our drum of ketchup at the same time we needed a new case of milk and a fresh stockpile of cereal. Hi, we’re suburbanites now and do that thing were we get something we like and act like the... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
October 2, 2013 at 1:31 pm • 
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Chicago gun violence: Why won't anyone snitch on baby Jonylah's killer?

You have to check out the North Shore police blotter sometime. Hilarious. The worst things that happen are when some guy gets $2,000 golf clubs swiped from his garage or when unauthorized charges appear on someone’s credit card (later amended by the bank!). Okay, there was the time some kids tied up an old lady and... Read more »
By Jenna Karvunidis,
March 13, 2013 at 7:50 am •