In baby fashion news, I’d like to present a children’s shirt that is hot off the runway*. Isn’t it classy:
Aside from the oddly clashing fonts, bad colors and foul language it’s a real beaut! No, actually it’s still a pretty crummy shirt for a kid to wear. In this age of bullying, why would you dress your kid as a perp? I hope it comes with a hat that says “I’m an asshole”.
Here are some other horrible baby shirts, just in case you need a briefing on What Not To Wear, Toddler Edition. These ought to come with a savings bond for bail and an “I’m with stupid” arrow pointing at their parents.
*oil-stained pavement outside a Shell station
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