Archive for December 2018

The Annual Holiday Letter!

Greetings to all our beloved friends (Far to numerous to count!) and family (Struggling to hide their bitterness over what is to come.) It’s time for our annual holiday letter, which will allow us to rub your face in all we have accomplished, once again, highlighting how pathetic your lives are! Oh, and with pictures,... Read more »


“Doctor the EMTs are here with the patient.” “Alright, what have we got?” “It’s a bad one. An approximately 3 year old Blog, found abandoned on lower Wacker Drive.” “My God, what is wrong with these people? If you don’t want to take care of a blog, then give it to someone who does. Don’t... Read more »