Archive for September 2012

name that over 40, never married, no kids creature still hanging out around the viagara triangle

Okay, we all know about the cougar infestation that happened during the past 5 years.  Everone was talking about them.  Making fun of them.  Young men were seeking them out.  And they were proud to be known around town as the little huntresses that they were in search of their meat. I am here to... Read more »

still drinking at this age?

Was yesterday really spent in bed all day?  Alone?  Just me and my raunchy night before vodka breath?   Laying in bed barely able to move.  I know I am too old for this.  But I am nursing some pretty deep wounds here.  Actually who am I kidding?  I obviously have a drinking problem.   The problem... Read more »

lying bandits

Why is it that some people have a deep rooted need to lie? Oh sure,  I lie.  But not about anything important.  Just little stuff.  You know, to avoid phone calls, lunch dates.  Simple things like that. I just had the most interesting lie told to me this morning.  Actually it is still going on... Read more »

First day of school ....

Yesterday was the first day of school for my children.  We moved over the summer so they had to go in blindly to a brand new school with no friends and no sense of knowing where the bathrooms are. My Fifth grader had the most awesome day of ther life… at least that’s what she... Read more »

Just keep moving.....

I knew this day was coming.  I have known for over a month.  And yet, I wasn’t totally prepared for it.  I am talking about the dreaded MOVING DAY.   Everyone does it.  Everyone hates it.  And if you say you don”t then I say you are either a liar or you don’t own much besides... Read more »