Tag: 2016 election

Fiorina brings her H-P magic to Cruz to nowhere

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz today made history by cajoling – some say hypnotizing – Carly Fiorina into becoming the first person to join the ticket of a mathematically eliminated presidential campaign...

GOP elites to block Trump until 2020 voters can weigh in

Taking a break from protecting future voters from President Barack Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, Congressional GOP leaders today said they could use the same rationale to prevent a Donald Trump inauguration if he wins the 2016 general election...

Trump to skip debate to prove Ted Cruz is Kenyan

Proving any “Palin bounce” is mathematically fixed at one week, Donald Trump today announced he’s blowing up his campaign lead to travel to Kenya and prove Ted Cruz is President Obama’s half brother...
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Republicans shift focus to winning American Idol

Multiple Republicans today issued dire warnings against voting for any Republican presidential candidate and instead urge the party to unify behind a single Christian rocker to win the final season of American Idol...

Palin endorses Trump with 86 different book jacket blurbs

AMES, Iowa — Donald Trump today cornered reality TV political coverage by trotting out a heavily caffeinated endorsement by Sarah Palin...

Supreme Court rules on Cruz citizenship: Ted’s in, others out

In a surprise 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court not only declared Ted Cruz eligible to become U.S. president, but ruled the rest of the Republican presidential field ineligible...
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ABC dumps Democrats Debate for Trump-Putin Xmas Special

Citing the low ratings of previous Democratic debates, ABC TV has bumped Saturday’s third debate in favor of...

GOP Presidential Debate: What’s Your Safe Word?

Tuesday night, America’s most popular Levitra-sponsored reality show – the Republican Presidential Debates – makes its next one-night stand in that evangelical hotbed of Las Vegas...

GOP blasts Obama for radicalizing Trump and ISIS

Blaming a leadership void, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus blasted President Obama for creating conditions that force ISIS and the GOP to appeal to their supporters’ worst instincts...
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Obama pre-empts Sunday Night Football to warn about GOP concussions

Seeking to protect all Americans from senseless violence, President Barack Obama used his Sunday night address to spotlight the alarming effects of concussions among the Republican presidential field...