Okay, I give up! You've found me. Was it the "About" link at the top of the page that was just too tempting to pass up? It was, wasn't it? Well, now that you've found me, I suppose you want to know something about me and what goes on here. I'm human. I'm a dad. I live near Chicago, but not actually in Chicago. What do I write about? Well, it'd be better for you to just click on my posts and find out for yourself, but if you want a summary, here goes: stuff floating around in my head, my kids, funny/maddening/frustrating/thoughtful/beautiful things my kids do and say, the world around us, and maybe some film reviews. I have a book. It's fiction. That means I made it up. It's called The Death Market and you can get it on Amazon.
If you've got something to say to me then like my Facebook page, Brett Baker Writes. I like being liked. You could also e-mail me (firstname.lastname@example.org). Those are fun too.