It looks like a mask. Feels like a mask. Smells like a mask. It might even taste like a mask.
But it’s fake. And you can buy it here, at FakeMaskUSA. Ta da!
Way to piss off the mask police, the pushy lady in the grocery store, the tsk-tskers at the restaurants, the idiots who wear their masks outdoors.
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