Get your fake mask here.

The Double Incognito Fake Mask. Others in various degrees of fairness are available.

It looks like a mask. Feels like a mask. Smells like a mask. It might even taste like a mask.

But it’s fake. And you can buy it here, at FakeMaskUSA. Ta da!

Way to piss off the mask police, the pushy lady in the grocery store, the tsk-tskers at the restaurants, the idiots who wear their masks outdoors.

FakeMask has been inundated with orders and censored by the social media (can’t take a joke). They’ve struggled to set up a website on a platform that doesn’t kick them off. But they’re back in business. Get ’em while they’re hot.

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  • Just like a Trump Republican to be hypocritical even about wearing masks meant to protect everyone from getting Covid-19 and its variants.

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    I'm vaccinated. I'm not a Trump Republican.

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