Time for Samurai Mike to Come Home

If the Bears want to turn around their defense in 2014, the first move they need to make is to fire defensive coordinator Mel Tucker and replace him with Bears great Mike Singletary. While, Tucker has only been with the Bears for one season, the one thing which stands out is how his defense hasn’t... Read more »

Springtime in Chicago = Wackiness from Ald. Cardenas

It must be springtime in Chicago as Ald. George Cardenas is sounding off about another one of his wacky proposals. Now, Cardenas is proposing banning selling cigarettes to anyone under the age of 21. This is the same Cardenas who suggested a 15-30 cent tax on sugary drinks and charging Chicagoans a ‘$5 safety and... Read more »

A Voice Lost and She'll Be Missed...

Why do people write to newspapers and voice their opinions, allowing perfect strangers to read about their personal experiences and beliefs? Is there a secret letter-writers society with a secret handshake and a decoder ring given to all its members? A lot of people have asked me similar questions to these throughout the years, and... Read more »
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Bears Mike Tice and Jay Cutler Need to Call Dr. Phil

Bears quarterback Jay Cutler doesn’t deserve to get all the blame for his latest sideline incident with Offensive Coordinator Mike Tice during the Bears 34-18 win over the Dallas Cowboys on Monday Night Football. I believe Tice is half to blame for being as slow my uncle getting out his Lazy Boy in making a... Read more »

The Wacky World of Ald. George Cardenas

Part-Time, Ald. George Cardenas’ proposal to charge Chicagoans a ‘$5 safety and security’ fee to help pay for another 700 Chicago cops can be written off as just another one of his ‘wacky’ proposals and ideals. Is Cardenas the same alderman which suggested a 15-30 cent tax on sugary drinks? Is he the same one... Read more »

Whatever Happened to Bernie the Clown, Preacher Man, and Buddy?

Whatever happened to Mike the butcher, Bernie the clown, Wally the telephone guy, or Barb the hairdresser? And, whatever happened to the tradition of naming your eldest boy after his father, who was named after his father? Hey, I didn’t like being called ‘the turd’, but, it was worth it to me to be named after... Read more »
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Forget Speed Cameras...Give Us Alder-Creature Feature.....

Chicago will soon be blanketed with speed cameras and many Chicagoans are complaining about ‘Big Brother’ invading their rights of privacy and how the cameras are really being put up to generate revenue and not to protect the children of Chicago. Well, let me be honest as I have no problems with speed cameras, especially... Read more »

If I Was The New Bears GM, I Would...

Since Jerry Angelo is out as Bears General Manager, I would like to apply for his job. And if I were the Bears GM, besides signing Matt Forte to a long term deal and pushing for the retirement of jersey # 89 for Mike Ditka, this is what I would do…… 1. Develop an offensive... Read more »

A Festivus Miracle!

Hello Dr. Sydney Friedman, I just had a dream where I went back in time and lost all my material posessions and people that passed away started reappearing…..I had none of things I have now and was much happier with the people back……note to self: show appreciation for the people you still have as you’ll... Read more »
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Wreck Da' (Halas) Halls" (a parody of "Deck the Halls")

Wreck da halls with drafts of Jerry, Wah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. It’s da’ season to fire Jerry, Wah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Don we now our Bears apparel Wah ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Roll the dice with Caleb Hanie, Wah ha ha... Read more »