Archive for December 2009

Center Field In Haiku: Cubs Sign Marlon Byrd

It looks like Marlon Byrd has a big … uh … bat “Big” (?) New Year’s Eve newsCubs sign Byrd to play centerIs this what we need? The Cubs want you to think it is …  “We knew he was a good guy,” general manager Jim Hendry said of Byrd, about whom the Cubs inquired... Read more »

Olympics in Haiku: Hawks Picked Worldwide

Toews, Keith, and Seabrook2010 OlympicsCanada chose right And Slovakiatook Hossa and KopeckyMore Blackhawks to come?

Bulls in Haiku: Bulls 104, Pacers 95

Can you Bull-eve it!Winning two games in a row!Will it save Vinny?

Blackhawks in Haiku: Stars 5, Blackhawks 4

Kane scores twice againFraser’s first goal of seasonBut Hawks fall to Stars

Bears In Haiku: Bears 36, Vikings 30

Devin Aromashodu catches game-winning overtime touchdown Monday night at Soldier Field. (Scott Strazzante / Chicago Tribune) AromashoduGo Aromashodu GoAromashodu

Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 5, Predators 4

Patrick Kane celebrates his game-winning goal with less than a minute left in the third period. (Chicago Tribune Photo) On Sharpy’s birthdayMadden and Kane both score twiceBeat the Preds again

Good Riddance in Haiku: Vinny Del Negro

Bulls to fire coach,When they have a replacement.He will not be missed.

Bulls in Haiku: Bulls 96, Hornets 85

Thomas comes back strong!The Bulls are victorious!Too little too late?

Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 4, Predators 1

Hawks win in NashvilleTomorrow at the UCHope for same results

Ho Ho Haiku: All I Want From Santa

To all the Cubs fansWho celebrate tomorrowA Merry Christmas Like Adam SandlerI’m a menorah lighterBut I’ve got wishes So I’ll ask SantaAnd hope that he grants wishesTo nice Jewish boys Make sure Fonzi’s knees Will last him a few seasons He’s so expensive I’m glad Bradley’s gone But not so thrilled with Silva Can we... Read more »