Archive for July 2009

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 10, Yankees 5

Bullpen does the job Peavy trade is paying off White Sox win hit fest 

Big Trades In Haiku: White Sox Land Peavy

White Sox get PeavyMay not pitch ’til SeptemberPlanning for next year?

Starters In Haiku: A Bad Day At Wrigley

Yesterday’s startersAre no longer on the teamsFor which they had pitched Ex-Cub Kevin HartHas swapped his blue pinstripes forPirate black and gold But poor Russ OrtizWho got pounded by the CubsDoesn’t have a home @Adambuckled asksIf this is the first time thatSuch a thing happened

Lefties In Haiku: Grabow and Gorzellany Now Cubs

Two new left-handers Grabow and Gorzellany Now wear Cubby Blue So long, Kevin Hart Bye to Jose Ascanio And Josh Harrison Good trade for the Cubs? Some people seem to think so Only time will tell And here’s a haiku from @JoeGizzle, with whom I attended yesterday’s game: The Cubs traded Hart As he pitched... Read more »

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 3, Yankees 2

Floyd shuts down Yankees Clutch hit by Wise in the ninth  Mark Buehrle Day win!!

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 12, Astros 3

Cubs score 12 again Take the series from Houston Back in first again

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 3, White Sox 2

The Twins and Tigers Are finding holes in our Sox  How does third place look?

Injuries In Haiku: Reed Johnson's Foot

Cubs injuries mountReed breaks foot with a foul ballOut at least a month

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 12, Astros 0

Cubs score six in first And then they never look back A glorious win Blanco’s first home run  Micah’s first career triple Just add to the fun

Bad News In Haiku: Cliff Lee To Phillies

This cannot be good Indians trade Lee to Phils Bad news for the Cubs