Archive for June 2009

Cubs In Haiku: Pirates 3, Cubs 0

Seven left on base No hits with RISP Offense still AWOL

White Sox in Haiku: Rain Delay

Rain Rain Go Away Come again another day Sox will still win game

Blackhawks In Haiku: Marty Havlat

Only one day left Let’s hope Tallon gets it done. Havlat still a Hawk? Goodbye to Marty With Hossa now a Blackhawk No place for Havlat

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 6, Indians 3

Floyd strong into eighth Back to “500” feels good Sox a “hit” in 9th

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Pirates 1

Harden lasts seven Offense manages three runs It’s enough to win

Blackhawks In Haiku: NHL Draft

Olsen and Pirri The new talent has arrived Welcome to Chi-Town!

Cubs In Haiku: The Newest Cardinal

Why post this picture? Because like lots of Cubs fansI’m a masochist I realize that Jim Hendry didn’t trade DeRosa to St. Louis, and I know that Mark DeRosa is unlikely to be a hall-of-famer like a certain former Cubs outfielder.  But does anybody else think about “Brock-for-Broglio” when they see the picture of one... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Via Twitter

I hope Craig Kanalley over at Breaking Tweets Chicago doesn’t mind me stealing some of his material, but here are a few great haiku tweets about the Crosstown Classic and the DeRosa trade. From @TheUselessHaiku on DeRosa: Let the Cubbies burn Jim Hendry has sent us fans Up a creek, no boat and Mark DeRosa... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 6, Cubs 0

The Cubs were so bad The HD “Shot of the Game” Was the nice weather It couldn’t have been a less inspiring performance from the Cubs on Sunday, and apparently the folks at WGN-TV knew it. The “AM/PM Too Much Good Stuff” player of the game was Ryan Freel. I guess that on Sunday “too... Read more »

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 6, Cubs 0

Turn on the Scoreboard! SOX shut out that other team Hey, Hey, Hey, GOODBYE!!!