Winner of Rahm zombie caption contest: "This is hell. Doors open on ..."

Michael Alper is the winner of the Rahm zombie CTA caption contest for this entry:

“This is Hell. Doors open on the left, at Hell.”

The caption garnered 42% of the vote in a CTA Tattler quick poll, beating out the next closest caption (with 23% of the vote) by Sam92: “Trapped in a train full of zombies? There’s an app for that.”

Michael will win some nifty prizes, such as a ChicagoNow t-shirt and CTA Tattler buttons. You’ll be the envy of all your friends!

Thanks for playing along to all who submitted captions.

Michael, please email me at kjoneil84 @



Leave a comment
  • I've said it before, I'll say it again: when I go to hell, it'll be on a blue line train stuck in a permanent slow zone. *Beep Beep Beep* Your attention please, you will be stuck here forever, thank you for riding the cta Blue Line!

Leave a comment