CTA passenger secures after-work refreshments

Overheard on the #80 Irving Park bus, from a large woman in her 40s screaming into her cell phone:

“If there’s no beer when I get home I’m going to be really pissed off!” Then she hung up and promptly belched. Loudly.

May you all find appropriate refreshments when you get home tonight and have a fabulous weekend.


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  • There was an empty vodka bottle rolling around the Blue Line last night at about 8pm. It possessed enormous powers of suggestion.

  • And if they have beer, she can use the phrase in another sense. As Archie Bunker said, "you can't buy beer, only rent it."

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