Recent ads for KFC crispy chicken suggest that public transit passengers can silence the loud, obnoxious celler by biting loudly into a chicken finger.
The TV commercial even shows a hip young couple passing a box of chicken back and forth across the aisle of a rail car.
No! Please, don’t do it! Don’t even suggest that people eat anything on the train or bus, let alone a chicken dinner. Who among us hasn’t seen (and smelled) that greasy box with bony wings and drumsticks scattered underfoot.
Yes, I have railed against loud cellers. But I’d rather hear someone boast about their investments than see and smell some awful chicken bones.
So KFC, stop it. Besides, it’s illegal. (I won’t embed the video of the commercial, but here’s a still from it.)